Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
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I never met a man that I didn't like.
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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?
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There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
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Now everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody Else, but when it happens to you, why it seems to lose some of its Humor, and if it keeps on happening, why the entire laughter kinder Fades out of it.