Kristin Brown looks as though she could have been mailed first-class to New York for about a dollar and a half.
William E. Geist
New York is a city of conversations overheard, of people at the next restaurant table (micrometers away) checking your watch, of people reading the stories in your newspaper on the subway train.
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The crack of a bat sounded amplified in cavernous Yankee Stadium, sprinkled lightly with fans on a cool September evening.
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They used to have a fish on the menu that was smoked, grilled and peppered They did everything to this fish but pistol-whip it and dress it in Bermuda shorts.
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Scrooge pushed past Mary number 1 and Joseph number 2 in the wings without so much as an excuse me. Typical.
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The 10 Frenchmen journeyed to America despite warnings from their mothers that they would be mugged within 5 minutes of their arrival in New York and mowed down by gangsters in Chicago -- provided, of course, that they were not scalped by Indians along the way [or captured by] crowds of American women waiting at the airport to get their hands on a Frenchman.
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George, a camel, stepped on the foot of a Rockette; six sheep came off the elevator as three kings bearing gifts got on; human Christmas trees bumped into eight maids-a-milking at the water cooler and an elf came down with the flu.
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Drawn by warm nostalgic feelings for the place and by two sweet little words: Open Bar.
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Grown men have been seen fleeing after reading the menu posted outside.
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Pressed caviar has the consistency of chilled tar.
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