It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
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I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it.. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.
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The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily laying down.
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After all, there are worse things in life than death. If you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know what I'm talking about.
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Death is a state of non-being. That which is not, does not exist. Therefore death does not exist. Only truth exists. Truth and beauty. Each is interchangeable, but are aspects of themselves. Er, what specifically did they say they had in mind for me?
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The key is, to not think of death as an end, but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses.
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Marriage is the death of hope.
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
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The difference between sex and death is, with death you can do it alone and nobody's going to make fun of you.
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My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it, All I can do is wait for it
It is impossible to experience one's own death objectively and still carry a tune.
Sex and death are two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.
