Jeff Smith - If we keep him for ourselves, we can do anything...

If we keep him for ourselves, we can do anything we want with him!''OH, REALLY! Does that include baking him in a quiche!''NO, IT DOES NOT INCLUDE THAT! IT INCLUDES EATING HIM RAW!''That's too bad. He would've made a fine pastry filling.

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If we keep him for ourselves, we can do anything we want with him!''OH, REALLY! Does that include baking him in a quiche!''NO, IT DOES NOT INCLUDE THAT! IT INCLUDES EATING HIM RAW!''That's too bad. He would've made a fine pastry filling.

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