Richelle E. Goodrich - I'm going on a diet.? (Crud, I know)I am going...

I'm going on a diet.? (Crud, I know)I am going to be cranky.? I am going to be irritable.I am going to be moody and sad and mean.? And, yes, I am going to be hungry.? Please don't feed me, even if I try to bite you.? Please don't tease me, I may hurt you. Please don't try to encourage me, I may growl and snap at you.? Please don't help me, I may blame you for everything aggravating in the known universe.? Please don't be offended by my scowl, I cannot smile.? But most importantly, please keep your distance until this trial is over to prevent any unnecessary casualties.? Thank you for your understanding.?

Richelle E. Goodrich

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I'm going on a diet.? (Crud, I know)I am going to be cranky.? I am going to be irritable.I am going to be moody and sad and mean.? And, yes, I am going to be hungry.? Please don't feed me, even if I try to bite you.? Please don't tease me, I may hurt you. Please don't try to encourage me, I may growl and snap at you.? Please don't help me, I may blame you for everything aggravating in the known universe.? Please don't be offended by my scowl, I cannot smile.? But most importantly, please keep your distance until this trial is over to prevent any unnecessary casualties.? Thank you for your understanding.? Richelle E. Goodrich

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