Mothers do not have love affairs. Before their children they have dreams, and after their children they have delusions. If the father is involved somewhere, they have fantasies.
Bauvard
Men only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes.
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The traditional rapist is a reluctant husband, but an eager honeymooner. The modern woman is a reluctant honeymooner, but an eager ring bearer.
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It is degrading to encourage something you would never do yourself. That is why I never give advice to young people.
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Sounds become more like other sounds that neighbor them. That is why one congressman oinks, another moos, and another bleats.
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Dignity in a man may be more beautiful than a pretty face, but no one will ever respect his daughters.
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Don't believe anything I say. My point of view is merely objective.
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Buddhism: a violent religion that has compensated for the exploding human population by causing whole species of animal vessels to go extinct.
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Dalai Lama: an oriental pope who sells his followers indulgences that take effect after ten thousand lifetimes.
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So many things happen that we can't control, its best not to worry about what we can. Believing you can change the world has a terrible effect on one's ego.
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Falling out of love makes it impossible to leave your children. All you have left is your reputation for their future.
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Children should have a balanced diet. They should only consume sugar, salt, and fat in equal quantities.
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Bragging about your compassion is the first step towards feeling a genuine emotion.
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Be confident to inspire confidence in others. Then try to come to a decision about something.
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Even the young are not remaining young at heart anymore. Nowadays people stop committing juvenile offenses before they even get into their twenties.
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