I try to instill in people the idea that they've all got individual personalities, and they should do what they want to their homes.
They don't know they're living in a glass house.
Throughout the country, I see the same design problems and solutions over and over.
I've enjoyed being a part of something from the beginning, when we were still finding our footing.
It's a character I've created. Actually, that's pretty much the opposite of me, off a farm in the Midwest.
It started as just a little cable show.
Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate.
Little did we know it would be watched by millions of people and break viewing records.
I know people don't think I work.
They don't have to listen to anybody - except a professional designer, of course.
But for you to make this move would reveal the two fundamental tenets of true atheism. One: There is no God. Two: I hate Him.
This particular strand of feminism is characterized by two tenets: 1. men are jerks, and 2. women should strive by all means to become like them.
The TSA must think we're mushrooms. You know, the way they are trying to keep us in the dark, and the way they keep feeding us a fertilizing agent that comes from the south end of a north-bound cow.
Wealth is a gift from God, and pride is bequeathed to us from the devil.
Education is the process of selling someone on books.