You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist. You want great, headbanging sex, get off the fucking phone and come with me.
Jennifer Crusie
His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.
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Heartache often drives us to consume things we wouldn't otherwise, such as an entire pint of Caramel Pecan Perfection high-fat ice cream, covered in ganache, the crack cocaine of frozed dairy. Twelve hundred calories per pint, six hundred and eighty of which are fat calories, but is only dulls the pain for the moment, there's that carb fog while you're standing at the sink shoving it in your face, and then it's over and you feel.. Used. Like a cheap pickup the Dove people seduced and abandoned in your kitchen, leaving you with sticky hands and an empty cup and a still-broken heart, except now you're mad at Dove, too.
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Nothing but good times ahead.
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He loved her all he could; but he couldn't love her very much.
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He was not looking forward to breaking the law. He was straight now. He'd matured. Crime no longer excited him. What?' Ronald said.I didn't say anything.'You're breathing heavy.
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I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then my mother asked my father who he was going down on at lunch.
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