They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker.
Jill Shalvis
funny romance contemporary-romance
Sounds like you kids have some talking to do. I'll be eavesdropping from the kitchen.
funny romance romantic-comedy
Honest to God, she was the noisiest woman he'd ever been shot at with.
funny romance romantic-suspense humour
I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God.
funny
There was a group of fans who wanted autographs, and several women who managed to write their phone numbers on Wade's hand before he pulled free. Sam sent him an arched brow, but he just shrugged. He got numbers written on him a lot; he'd never figured out how to stop that from happening.
funny romance romantic-comedy humour
I chose the path less traveled but only because I was lost. Carry a map. - Phoebe Traeger
funny humor romance
Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
romance
I've given up men. It's true. At first, I was just going to give up attorneys, but that seemed immature - and far too exclusive, so I'm playing it safe and giving up all the penis-carrying humans.
For some unknown reason, success usually occurs in private, while failure occurs infull view.
life failure success
Change is good but dollars are better.- Tara daniels
change
Good judgment comes from bad experience. Unfortunately, most of that comes from bad judgment.- Tara Daniels -
life-experience experience judgment
God save her from annoying Alphas.
grace
Go away. I hate everyone right now, and I'm pretty sure that includes you.
hate hurting solitary
I've heard that men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
humorous
Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.
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