They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker.
Sounds like you kids have some talking to do. I'll be eavesdropping from the kitchen.
Honest to God, she was the noisiest woman he'd ever been shot at with.
I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God.
There was a group of fans who wanted autographs, and several women who managed to write their phone numbers on Wade's hand before he pulled free.Sam sent him an arched brow, but he just shrugged. He got numbers written on him a lot; he'd never figured out how to stop that from happening.
I chose the path less traveled but only because I was lost. Carry a map. - Phoebe Traeger
Smile. it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
I've given up men. It's true. At first, I was just going to give up attorneys, but that seemed immature - and far too exclusive, so I'm playing it safe and giving up all the penis-carrying humans.
For some unknown reason, success usually occurs in private, while failure occurs infull view.
Change is good but dollars are better.- Tara daniels
Good judgment comes from bad experience. Unfortunately, most of that comes from bad judgment.- Tara Daniels -
God save her from annoying Alphas.
Go away. I hate everyone right now, and I'm pretty sure that includes you.
I've heard that men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.
Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card...
Oh good Lord. She definitely hadn't put on enough deodorant for this.
Men are like roses. You have to watch out for the pricks.