It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!.. That's a real talent
Josh Stern
Death is life's way of telling you, you've been recalled
life death absurd
Flying is simple. Hitting the ground is hard
funny humor simple absurd hard
The only threesome I've ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1
experience absurd
Date rape is just plain moronic when you consider how slutty figs are
funny humor rape date absurd
I love Shark Week, where all kids under 12 swim for free
funny humor kids free absurd
funny talent humor witty ships absurd thing
Everything is a drive-thru. You just have to aim really fast
funny humor drive absurd everything
Never send a Man in to do a Donkey's job
funny humor man absurd job
Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials..I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months
dating absurd
A watched pot never boils.. But it does develop paranoia
funny humor absurd
You'll never know what psychopathic heights you're capable of, just lying there on the sofa
humor-inspirational absurd
I love shark week, all kids swim for free
funny humor kids absurd
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