Good communication is less about saying what you mean, and more about defining what you say.
Kelli Jae Baeli
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans.
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Progress should never be impeded by a need to coddle adults who respond to the world as children.
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These thrill seeker people doing extreme sports.. They have a hideous accident, go through agonizing recovery, and then go back to that activity that nearly killed them.. That's not facing your fear, that's embracing your stupidity.
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I've never seen Salisbury steak on a restaurant menu. It's only in frozen dinners. Is there something we should know about that? What IS Salisbury steak anyway? And where do they hunt or harvest the salisburies?
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I will not dumb myself down to make someone else more comfortable with their ignorance.
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The conundrum of sanity and insanity, is that it serves us to be some of each. It's really only a question of degrees. You cannot possibly be 100% adjusted and live in this INSANE world. A little bit of crazy is a coping skill.
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Irony of the day: arthritis medication with a cap that old people can't get off, because of their arthritis.
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Some people have goodness and merit buried deep inside and we glimpse it and see its value but ultimately it's covered by so much dirt that it's a 24/7 exercise in archaeology.
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I am overweight. But to me, it's fat. I don't have Body Dysmorphic Disorder. When I look in the mirror I don't plunge into a depression and stick my finger down my throat or carve FAT in my arm with a pickle fork. I can appreciate when I look good aside from the weight. Sometimes I might say, And a few times, after checking my appearance in the mirror before a date, I'd say, And I know if I ever could get the extra tonnage off, I'd be the first one to parade around in my underwear, or have no qualms about getting naked with a hottie, while the lights were still on in the room.
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When I am alone, my table manners are rather piggish, but i suppose that's because I don't eat at a table, I eat at my desk. Which could be considered a table, except we tend to define things by their function, and this particular surface is a desk, so perhaps is unfair.
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That's like leaping off a precipice and trying to knit yourself a parachute on the way down.
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