Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
In the night all cats are gray.
After dark all cats are leopards.
After dark all cats are leopards. Zuni
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Only the most foolish of mice would hide in a cat's ear, but only the wisest of cats would think to look there.
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little picturesof cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around incircles.
If Darwin's theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a can opener by now.
Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility.
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing. Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.
It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.
Poets generally love cats because poets have no delusions about their own superiority.
If toast always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store...with a pricing gun...She said, Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store.
I meant, said Ipslore bitterly, what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile? Death thought about it. Cats, he said eventually. Cats are nice.
The great open spaces where cats are cats. Marquis
Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there.
CATS. CATS ARE NICE. Death, Sourcery
Men don't like cats because cats are cooler than they are.
Do cats eat bats? Do bats eat cats? Carroll
Cat a Lan a network of Cats they're the Cats Meoowww!
Cat A Lan a network of Cats it's the Cats Meow!
As for cats being from this planet. . .
Radioactive cats are very, very HOT.