Don't knock the weather; nine tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Don't knock the weather; ninetenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
The height of ability consists in a thorough knowledge of the real value of things, and of the genius of the age in which we live.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing
Beauty is only skin deep, but it is a valuable asset if you are poor or have not any sense
The feller that calls you brother generally wants something that don't belong to him
When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
There are various sorts of curiosity; one is from interest, which makes us desire to know that which may be useful to us; and the other, from pride which comes from the wish to know what others are ignorant of.
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
After a feller gits famous it don't take long fer some one t' bob up that used t' set by him at school
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed
Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper
Listening is the only way to entertain some folks.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.