I am not the kind of girl who trusts a man to tell her everything she needs to know in his own due time, so I did some research on my sire. You can take the girl out of the library, but you can't take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl.
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It took me awhile to learn the rules. OK, it took the librarian in me weeks of careful obsessive research to learn the rules. There was a label maker involved. I'd rather not go into it.
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She's your mother. I asked, Plus, you do look a bit like her. When you're angry, you both get these tense lines around your mouth.. Look, there they are.
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We finally settled on Francis Ford Coppola's version of Dracula, which, unfortunately, Gabriel seemed to think was a comedy. I think it was the combination of Keanu Reeves's British accent and Gary Oldman's elderly Count Dracula hairstyle. They're just misleading.
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Mama operated under the assumption that I was eight years old and incapable of feeding myself. It was physically impossible for her to cross my threshold without some form of nourishment. She once offered me cheese and crackers from her while we were standing
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I would have taken Zeb, purely for entertainment value, but he had an actual date, with a real girl. That hadn't happened in a while, so I was a good friend and put my own needs second to the possibility of him actual sex with a real girl.
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Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory.
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Zeb was kindergarten teacher--a good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students.
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Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out?
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The brain may die, but my compulsion for useless trivia lives on.
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Trivia monologue. You are so the man for me.
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Contrary to popular myth, werewolves myth, werewolves are born, not made. No matter how many times they bite someone, that person will not turn, though they will probably bleed profusely and will definitely be annoyed.
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