Throughout human history, countries rise and fall. But not America--we continue to rise and rise, like dough, until Jesus bakes us in the fiery Afterscape of the Rapture.
My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.
It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.
Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists.
There hasn't been a scandal this big at the C.I.A. Since (CLASSIFIED) committed (CENSORED) to (REDACTED).
Can't wait for tomorrow when I get to exercise my patriotic duty as an American: Complaining about how long it's taking to VOTE.