A blanket, when taken to the top of a mountain and laid flat, could be painted orange and used as a landing pad for when the aliens come to earth to save humanity. The only problem is, with it being painted orange, what if the construction workers arrive before the extraterrestrials?
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A blanket can be a meditation device. If the blanket is white, and you stare at it, you can blank out your mind and find peace within yourself.?
A blanket can be rolled up, much like I roll up my emotions when I listen to political rhetoric.?
A brick could be used to direct traffic. Use a brick from the scene of the accident, where some driver ran into a brick wall.?
The word Building makes a completed structure seem under construction. Once a building is finished, it should be called a Built. Similarly, a brick is complete in and of itself, but it is also a part of the process of building, and a part of the end result, a newly constructed built.?
A brick could replace the cardboard bill on a baseball cap. On a windy day, no gust will knock your hat off.?
A blanket is a coffin, if the cops are after you and you have to dump a body quick.?
A blanket could be hung on your living room wall, and watched instead of nightly news. Not only would it be more honest, but it also would be more entertaining and thought provoking.?
A brick could be a breath freshener for a dragon. But so could a mint-flavored baby.?
A blanket could be used to show love, by providing warmth, comfort, and an itchiness of desire that cannot be satisfied by a single scratch.?
A blanket could be used as a trap to ensnare two entangled lovers. Using this method is how I found my current girlfriend and my new best guy friend.?
You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket.
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A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!
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You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.
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The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.
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Instead of Rock, Paper, Scissors, you could play Brick, Blanket, Action Fingers, in which brick cripples action fingers, blanket smothers brick and action fingers beats blanket.
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A brick could create a clear winner in a fight if instead of fighting pillows against blankets, you fought bricks against blankets.
You could use a brick and a blanket when giving yourself a pedicure. Just sit down and relax on your blanket, and use the brick as a pumice stone.
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A brick could be used as an obstacle on a mini golf course.
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A blanket could keep a family of three warm for a lifetime, but global warming could do the same for the world forever.?
A brick is a barometer of love. Give it to the girl of your dreams, and see if she uses it to build a life with you, or as a high velocity projectile.?
A brick could be used as food for thought. Every politician should chew on that.?
A brick could deliver the zeitgeist through the thick skull of a politician faster than any letter or email.?
A brick is a baton, as it passes from a civilization in ruin to one on the rise.?
A brick could be used as a musical instrument. But it would take someone as deaf as Beethoven to enjoy it.?
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