Christmas ought to be brought up to date, Maria said. It ought to have gangsters, and aeroplanes and a lot of automatic pistols.
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I am here, forever, to protect you. To help you, to love you. To keep you happy. It was an oath that every elf knew, but never had to say. There was no prompt. At a certain age, two elves of nearly the same name would meet. Then one would say the oath, simply because they felt compelled to. It was more than a promise; it was a feeling. One that every single elf was born with.
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The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!
Miracles happen on Christmas, Pat. Everybody knows that shit.
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Twas a cold Yuletide evening, and I wandered the stacks, shelving multiple titles that the patrons brought back. We toiled overtime at our library here, 'cause the powers that be cut our staffing this year.
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Christmas is like candy. It slowly melts in your mouth, sweetening every tastebud, making you wish it could last forever.
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And there it is! Bravo! I knew it was only a matter of time before Byron realized he had an audience. That man is simply incapable of keeping his shirt on when there are spectators. One Christmas Eve, he stripped his shirt off right in the middle of the choir's rendition of Oh Child of Bethlehem. Coincidentally, the next song was Come Let Us Adore Him and the imbecile actually launched into some interpretive dance.
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She may not be able to teach the baby how to cook, but she could teach the child how to shoot a gun and how to disarm a man when being attacked with a knife. You never knew when those things could come in handy.
Best of all are the decorations the grandchildren have made ~ fat little stars and rather crooked Santas, shaped out of dough and baked in the oven.
Advent creates people, new people.
Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa.
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She felt like a woman on fire. Would it be bad to have sex with Santa in the closet?
Dave put a lot of thought into picking out the books his dad would like least.
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Thanksgiving is the holiday that encompasses all others. All of them, from Martin Luther King Day to Arbor Day to Christmas to Valentine's Day, are in one way or another about being thankful.
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A real Christmas baby was not to be lightly named.
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If my Valentine you won't be,I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.
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Christmas is our annual reminder to - pondering celestial stars, to - serving those in need, and to - glorifying our Lord in humble prayer.
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Although it is pleasant to think about poison at any season, there is something special about Christmas, and I found myself grinning.
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Christmas, when observed with the right spirit, still has the power to call miracles from Heaven to Earth.
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Matt is grinning at me like I'm the new Christmas toy he really wanted, but can't play with yet because he hasn't read the instructions.
The city centre was still crawling with Christmas shoppers looking to add to their already burgeoning piles of gifts. To Scott they were like ants at a picnic, teeming from store to store, trailing oversized carrier bags and infants behind them as they went. Scott felt alien in this environment; pulling up his hood he hurried through the crowds, dodging pushchairs, lit cigarettes and charity collection tins.
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He sees me when I'm lying. He hears me when I flirt.
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You can either complain about how hard your life is, or you can realize that only you are responsible for it.
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A new star, the Christ child, God's gift to mankind. That's what Christmas is made of.
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Christmas is an indictment before it becomes a delight. It will not have its intended effect until we feel desperately the need for a Savior.
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