Aside from murder alibis and kinky sex, what good are clones?
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You can't put a price tag on human life. But if you could, I'd demand coupons for clones.
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My goal is to have the most and the best of what I desire. And since I desire clones, I have to be the best me first. ?
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Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?
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I want to drown in all the ink used to write positive things about my clone and how great he is.
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At my last birthday party I had fun and really let myself go. Literally. I opened the cages where I keep my clones and I let myself go, all 333 versions of myself.
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A mafia don could snap his fingers and somebody would snap my neck. But when I snap my fingers, people start dancing. Or at least my clones would.?
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To enslave an individual troubles your consciences, Archivist, but to enslave a clone is no more troubling than owning the latest six-wheeler ford, ethically. Because you cannot discern our differences, you assume we have none. But make no mistake: even same-stem fabricants cultured in the same wombtank are as singular as snowflakes.
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I know what it means to be alone, especially in a large group of clones.
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Gar taldin ni jaonyc; gar sa buir, ori'wadaasla. (Nobody cares who your father was, only the father you'll be.) - Mandalorian saying
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