On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones.
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How to duplicate yourself: hang out with the same people and say the same things all the time. The you of today is a clone of the you from yesterday.
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When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future.
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I want a billion people to know my name as well as they know their own. I want to clone myself to fame.
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She said, You disgust me. How do you live with yourself? So I said, Like I live with my clone: with many pats on the back, accompanied by high flattery.
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To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.?
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Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times.
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Who inspires me to write? My clone. I just want him to appreciate me as a person.
In a brave and noble way, I want to sacrifice my life one day so that two of my clones can live.
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I made myself an I Love Jennifer jacket out of my old I Love Jenn jacket. Two girls, one continuous love. The I Love Jennifer is a little off-center, but then so am I. Better than being self-centered, as my clone would probably say.?
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Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?
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Question for your life: Would you rather be the first female U.S. President, the first woman to walk on the moon, or the first woman to be courted by two clones who looked like Christian Bale?
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The fastest way for me to achieve self-improvement is with The Opponent Apparatus (my clone).
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Better a soulless clone.. Than a souled roach.
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