Lepida, has anyone ever told you that you're a cruel spiteful selfish slut?.. You're vicious. You're unprincipled. You mistreat your slaves and abuse your daughter. And furthermore you're the worst, most neglectful, most criminal wife in Rome. I think we can go now.
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I'll be supposed upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him.
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And since when is stealing people's possessions the call of God? You are all hypocrites who have suddenly come into power, and you don't know how to handle it
Captain Jibby looked at the door, clenched his teeth, and worked his face into a scowl so fierce you would think the door had insulted his mother - which, for the record, it had not.
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Since when are you so 'faithful'? Just a couple of years ago you would show up in your tight jeans and borrow our car to pick up one of your five girlfriends. You think that beard makes you a man of God?
We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record.
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You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.
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She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.
I used to think the world was broken down by tribes,' I said. 'By Black and White. By Indian and White. But I know this isn't true. The world is only broken into two tribes: the people who are assholes and the people who are not.
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- Where is Polonius?- In heaven; send hither to see: if your messenger find him not there, seek him i' the other place yourself.
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Logan: [about Veronica's car] Nice car. That must have been a *huge* cereal box.
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He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool.
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Takamasa Saegusa: 'Seigen, a mere member of the Toudouza, had the effrontery to sully the sacred dueling ground. For that reason, our lord had already decided to subject him to tu-uchi before long. Cut off his head immediately, and stick it on a pike!'Gennosuke could hardly believe his ears. Such an insult to Irako Seigen was unwarranted. It was pride. For Gennosuke, Irako Seigen was pride itself. Takamasa Saegusa: 'Fujiki Gennosuke! It is the way of the samurai to take the head of the defeated enemy on the battleground. Do not hesitate! If you are a samurai, you must carry out the duty of a samurai!'Samurai.. Saegusa, Lord of Izu, continued shouting, but Gennosuke did not attend. That word 'samurai' alone reverberated through his body. If one aims at the juncture between the base of the skull and the spine, decapitation is not that difficult, but Gennosuke could muster no more strength than a baby. He grew pale and trembled with the strain. He could only hack with his sword as if he were sawing wood. He felt nauseated, as if his own cells one after another were being annihilated. But this.. Lord Tokugawa Tadanaga: 'I approve.'Takamasa Saegusa: 'Fujiki Gennosuke, for this splendid action you have received words of thanks from our lord. As a sign of his exceptional approval, you shall be given employment at Sunpu Castle. This great debt will by no means be forgotten. From this day forward you must offer your life to our lord!'Prostrating himself, Gennosuke vomited.
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Sir, I admit your general rule, That every poet is a fool, But you yourself may serve to show it, That every fool is not a poet.
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It is not insult from another that causes you pain. It is the part of your mind that agrees with the insult. Agree only with the truth about you, and you are free.
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I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
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Simply minding one's own business is more offensive than being intrusive. Without ever saying a word one can make a person feel less-than.
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I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.
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His ignorance is encyclopedic.
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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
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There are no injuries that run so deep that one can't add insult to them and make them feel even worse.
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Andrew had a gift for deepening the incision he began.
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Out of my sight! Thou dost infect mine eyes.
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