This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched my crowds dwindle. I am going nowhere, and nowhere quick, but, those of you who have children, I am sorry to tell you this, but they are not special. Wait! I know some of you are going what, what? Let me just clarify: I know YOU think they're special.. Ha ha ha! I'm aware of that. I'm just here to tell you, that they're NOT! Ha ha ha ha! Sorry. Did you know that every time a guy comes he comes two-hundred million sperm? One out of TWO-HUNDRED MILLION that load, we're only talking about one load connected: gee, what are the fucking odds? Do you know what that means? I've wiped nations off've my chest with a grey gymsock. ENTIRE CIVILISATIONS HAVE FLAKED AND CRUSTED IN THE HAIR AROUND MY NAVEL! [..] I've tossed universes in my underpants while napping. Boom! A Milkyway shoots into my jockeyshorts: Unngh.. What's for fucking breakfast!
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Ideas are invented only as correctives to the past. Through repeated rectification of this kind one may hope to disengage an idea that is valid.
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In the past, those who had ideas they wished to communicate to the public had the unquestioned right to disseminate those ideas in an open marketplace. Called a mall, we should not abridge that right.
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I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is.
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There would be far less suffering in the world if human beings-God knows why they are made like this-did not use their imaginations so busily in recalling the memories of past misfortunes, instead of trying to bear an indifferent present.
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As if we can ever imagine the past, future, life on other planets, everything is such an extension, such a projection of life as we know it.
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We understand that many, especially victims and their families, will be skeptical... They will want to be certain that this terrorism and criminality are indeed things of the past.
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One's past is what one is. It is the only way by which people should be judged.
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I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements in the future.
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[I]t is revolting to have no better reason for a rule of law than that it was laid down in the time of Henry IV. It is still more revolting if the grounds upon which it was laid down have vanished long since, and the rule simply persists through blind imitation of the past.
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Ancient lovers believed a kiss would literally unite their souls, because the spirit was said to be carried in one's breath.
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The wise man must remember that while he is a descendant of the past, he is a parent of the future.
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Speaks cheerful English and in the past has written this language with a paintbrush that talks.
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Language is the armory of the human mind, and at once contains the trophies of its past and the weapons of its future conquests
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Without libraries what have we? We have no past and no future
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Life is the enjoyment of emotion, derived from the past and aimed at the future
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We can comprehend every single life phenomenon, as if the past, the present, and the future together with a superordinate, guiding idea were present in it in traces.
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Child, as I look in your eyes<br/>You know my life seems like a minute<br/>There I find living proof<br/>Of all the wonder life hold in it<br/>In the past I thought I had to learn<br/>Any good that comes from this life were living<br/>Here and now, let us realize<br/>That this lifes gift and its already been given.
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Pick the day. Enjoy it - to the hilt. The day as it comes. People as they come.. The past, I think, has helped me appreciate the present - and I don't want to spoil any of it by fretting about the future.
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It was cold, and he was coughing. A fine cold draught blew over the knoll. He thought of the woman. Now he would have given all he had or ever might have to hold her warm in his arms, both of them wrapped in one blanket, and sleep. All hopes of eternity and all gain from the past he would have given to have her there, to be wrapped warm with him in one blanket, and sleep, only sleep. It seemed the sleep with the woman in his arms was the only necessity.
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My past is my wisdom to use today... My future is my wisdom yet to experience. Be in the present because that is where life resides.
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I've never tried to block out the memories of the past, even though some are painful. I don't understand people who hide from their past. Everything you live through helps to make you the person you are now.
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Looking back you realize that a very special person passed briefly through your life- and it was you. It is not too late to find that person again.
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If you live your life in the past, you waste the life you have to live.
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They used us as an excuse to go mad and then blamed it on us. Gandhi says create and preserve the image of your choice. The image of my choice is not Beatle George - those who want that can go and see Wings. Why live in the past? Be here now.
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