Quotes on sleeping

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When I found him lying in the ditch holding a shovel, I thought he was sleeping on the job. Turns out he was being even lazier, and he was in fact dead. ?

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What I'm mostly good at is sleeping, he once told me in confidence, but he added, I don't see much future in it.

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If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?

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The moon looked like melted mozzarella to my bleary and blurry vision. Was I tired, intoxicated, or in love? Or was I sober, asleep, and alone??

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We were hooked when we woke.We had arms for each other.But I yearned to resumeMy dreams of another.

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Sleeping in a tinfoil suit keeps me warmer and helps prepare me for my voyage to the moon. Would you care for some licorice? ?

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Somebody needs to pet me, and I guess that somebody is me. My cat is busy sleeping. ?

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She wanted to return to her dream. Perhaps it was still somewhere there behind her closed eyelids. Perhaps a little of its happiness still clung like gold dust to her lashes. Don't dreams in fairy tales sometimes leave a token behind?

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Dreaming permits each and everyone of us to be quietly insane every night of out lives.

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Never waste any time you can spend sleeping.

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I like cream and sugar in my sleep.

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I feel guilty because for a long time I didn't allow myself a television, and I used to drop that fact in conversation to impress people. I thought it made me sound dignified. A couple of years ago, however, I visited a church in the suburbs and there was this blowhard preacher talking about how television rots your brain. He said that when we are watching television our minds are working no harder than when we are sleeping. I thought that sounded heavenly. I bought one that afternoon.

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