A brick could be surgically inserted in the chest of a man who needs a heart transplant. And for just 0,000 more dollars, that brick could be replaced with a new heart.?
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A brick is a rust-colored blur of movement, caught in a moment, and transformed from motion into a physical object. Studying this brick would give scientists an insight into how fast I run.?
A brick is to a blanket, as the moon is to Sun Tzu. Fear my fearlessness?
A blanket really makes the bed. Good thing too, because I never make the bed.?
A brick could be used as the perfect response in one particular situation. Next time someone says, I love you, say nothing. Just grab a brick, cradle it with both hands like a kitten, and hold it out to the other person. Whether you want the other person to leave, or whether you want them to stay, the response works flawlessly every time.?
A brick could be fired out of a cannon, in an attempt to bring down a brick wall, just as index fingers could be severed and flicked at politicians, to try to correctly redirect blame.?
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A blanket could be used to suppress yawns. Just curl up in the technological wonder that is a blanket, lay your head back, and let the miracle of science cure your yawns.?
A brick could be hidden in the dirt, for future archaeologists to dig up and declare, Wow! This was one advanced society.?
A brick and a blanket represent two lovers who can never be together. I simply forbid it?
A brick could be wrapped in plastic and sold individually to toddlers as toys. (Warning: Bricks can be harmful if swallowed. If ingested, please contact a physician first, and then the manager of a circus.)?
One brick could be used to do the work of two men, if both men are dead. In this case, a blanket could be used to cover up their decomposing corpses.?
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A brick could be used for pressing grapes into wine, and a magician could then cover up that wine with a blanket and turn wine into water.?
One blanket, coupled with a fluffy pillow, could be implemented as a torture device for insomniacs.?
A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
A brick is a mythical object that empowers its handler and enables them to conquer the world and control the globe through secret occult knowledge. Just ask the Masons.?
A brick could be put on the end of a scale, to determine if the other end of the scale holds a lie or the truth. (Hint: The truth is much heavier than a brick.)?
On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The characters in my dream can vouch for me.
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A brick on a stick could be licked like a lollipop.?
A brick would make a great lead character in an urban drama, because with 12 edges, a brick would be the edgiest character on TV by two sides.?
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A brick could used as a dagger, much like a blanket could be used to cool off after a heated argument.?
A blanket could be used as a brick, but not as successfully as a brick could be used as a blanket. But neither can be used in the manner of Johnny Lemon, who has been the National Used Car Salesman for the past 22 years. Way to go, Johnny.?
A brick, in the hands of a Mason, could be used to cover up and hide a secret handshake.?
A brick could be used as a logo for a company called Blanket. A right turn signal in the left turn only lane could be used to represent a company called Brick.?
A brick could be used to smash my bottled up rage, and a blanket could be laid down beforehand to catch the shards.?
A brick could be used to remind me of her. I mean everything else reminds me of her, so why not a brick too?
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