The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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It is only when we are very happy, that we can bear to gaze merrily upon the vast and limitless expanse of water, rolling on and on with such persistent, irritating monotony, to the accompaniment of our thoughts, whether grave or gay. When they are gay, t
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Unconditional war can no longer lead to unconditional victory. It can no longer serve to settle disputes. It can no longer concern the Great Powers alone. For a nuclear disaster, spread by wind and water and fear, could well engulf the great and the small
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The earth hath bubbles as the water has, And these are of them.
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You choose to go voluntarily into the fire. The blaze might well destroy you. But if you survive, every blow of the hammer will serve to shape your being. Every drop of water wrung from you will temper and strengthen your soul.
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Indecision is like a stepchild: if he does not wash his hands, he is called dirty, if he does, he is wasting water.
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The maxim that people should not have a right till they are ready to exercise it properly, is worthy of the fool in the old story who resolved not to go into the water till he had learned to swim.
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Glory is like a circle in the water, Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself, Till, by broad spreading, it disperse to nought.
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Glory is like a circle in the water, Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself, Till by broad spreading it disperses to naught.
Iron rusts from disuse water loses its purity from stagnation and in cold weather becomes frozen even so does inaction sap the vigors of the mind.
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The highest goodness is like water. Water benefits all things and does not compete. It stays in the lowly places which others despise. Therefore it is near The Eternal.
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Men's evil manners live in brass; their virtues We write in water.
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Love in a hut, with water and a crust, IsLove, forgive us! Cinders, ashes, dust.
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Cells let us walk, talk, think, make love and realize the bath water is cold.
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It's hard for the modern generation to understand Thoreau, who lived beside a pond but didn't own water skis or a snorkel.
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If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: President Can't Swim.
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I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it.
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Droughts are because God didn't pay his water bill.
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I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on andact like I'm in a submarine that's been hit.
And how should a beautiful, ignorant stream of water know it heads for an early release out across the desert, running toward the Gulf, below sea level, to murmur its lullaby, and see the Imperial Valley rise out of burning sand with cotton blossoms, wh
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To find the universal elements enough; to find the air and the water exhilarating; to be refreshed by a morning walk or an evening saunter; to be thrilled by the stars at night; to be elated over a bird's nest or a wildflower in spring these are some of the rewards of the simple life.
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Ocean: A body of water occupying about twothirds of a world made for man who has no gills.
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No poems can please for long or live that are written by water drinkers.
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Marty This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.
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FAT. My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.
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