Steven Wright - Last time I went skiing, I had to get up...

Last time I went skiing, I had to get up at 5: 00 in the morning.I knew I couldn't do that, so I slept with my skis on. My ridecame at 5: 30 in the morning, couldn't wake me up so he carriedme out of the house, put my skis on the roof rack of the car, and drove to the mountain. Seventeen miles later, I woke up outof this incredibly bizarre dream that I was skydivinghorizontally. I'm sure this has happened to you.

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Last time I went skiing, I had to get up at 5: 00 in the morning.I knew I couldn't do that, so I slept with my skis on. My ridecame at 5: 30 in the morning, couldn't wake me up so he carriedme out of the house, put my skis on the roof rack of the car, and drove to the mountain. Seventeen miles later, I woke up outof this incredibly bizarre dream that I was skydivinghorizontally. I'm sure this has happened to you. Steven Wright
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