Steven Wright - One day I got on the usual bus, and when...

One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw themost gorgeous blond Chinese girl.. I sat beside her. I said, Hi, and she said, Hi, and then I said, Nice day, isn'tit, and she said, I saw my analyst today and he says I have aproblem. So I asked, What's the problem? She replied, Ican't tell you. I don't even know you.. I said, Wellsometimes it's good to tell your problems to a perfect strangeron a bus. So she said, Well, my analyst said I'm anymphomaniac and I only like Jewish cowboys.. By the way, myname is Denise. I said, Hello, Denise. My name is BuckyGoldstein..