There is a fine line between sarcasm and hostility, you seemed to have crossed it. What's up?
Cassandra Clare
It would hardly benefit me to hold anything back unnecessarily, when I know what I'm asking. For you to find a needle in--God, not even a haystack. A needle in a tower full of other needles.
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Simon: So were you following me? Or is it just an amazing coincidence that you happened to be on the roof of a building I was walking by when I got attacked?Jace: I was following you. Simon: Is this the part where you tell me you're secretly in love with me?
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Why can't I go to Idris with you, then?Because it's not safe for you thereO and it's safe for me here? I've been nearly killed almost a dozen times in the past month. That's because Valentine has been concentrating on the two Mortal Instruments that were here. He's going to shift his focus to Idris now. We all know it--We're hardly as certain of anything as all that. And the Clave wants to meet Clarissa. You know that, Jace. The Clave can screw itself.
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Is your inner vampire different from your.. Outer vampire? Deffinitely. He wants me to wear midriff-baring shirts and a fedora. I'm fighting it.
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My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.'-Jace'Just break the door down, will you?'-Clary
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Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace
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You might want to put some clothes on' suggested Jace 'I'm all for the bra and panties look, but you don't want the Silent Brothers to die of excitement
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Niches set back in the walls contained polished marble statues of entwined bodies. Will looked away from them hastily, and then back. It wasn't as if Magnus seemed to be paying attention to what Will was doing, and he'd honestly never imagined two people could get themselves into a position like that, much less make it look artistic.
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She shuddered. Oh, no. I hate chocolate. Will looked horrified. What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?
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James Carstairs! Jem! Where are you, you disloyal bastard?
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.. If you'd like to go back in there and try kicking him, I recommend aiming upward and a bit to the left--
Will speechless for once, a glass of water frozen halfway to his lips
Chairmen Meow deserves me every effort.
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If we are going to the Silent City, you might want to get dressed. I mean, I appreciate the bra-and-panties look, but I don't know if the Silent Brothers will. There are only a few of them left, and I don't want them to die of excitement.
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