The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.
Cassandra Clare
It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.
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Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)
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My rapier wit hides my inner pain.
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I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?
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A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?
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I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it's more of a large and tastfully decorated foyer than a threshold. But I do get easily bored
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And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.
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Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.
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Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know.
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I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.
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As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
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I'm sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain.
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You look lousy,' he said. Jace blinked. 'Seems an odd time to start an insult contest, but if you insist, I could probably think up something good.''No I mean it. You don't look good.''This is from a guy ho has all the sex appeal of a penguin. Look, I realize you may be jealous that the good Lord didn't deal you the same chiseled hand he dealt me, but that's no reason to-' 'I am not trying to insult you.' Simon snapped.
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Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope.
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