Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
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I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and less like something I should tuck into my pants.
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What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.
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As regards rap music, I believe that the c is silent.
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Neither irony or sarcasm is argument.
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Top management is supposed to be a tree full of owls-hooting when management heads into the wrong part of the forest. I'm still unpersuaded they even know where the forest is.
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This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.
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Sarcasm is the language of the devil, for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it
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A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
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The countryside is incredibly boring. There's lots of shagging, lots of murders, lots of sarcasm, lots of treachery, and lots of bad cooking, but it's all hidden. You've got all the space and the flowers, but it's dull!
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Q: Can sarcasm travel electronically? A: Case in Point: Jason Lindquist.
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It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.
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Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
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A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?
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I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.
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At this time of year it's easy to forget the true meaning of Christianity - the lies, the corruption, the abuse.
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What are American dry-goods? Asked the duchess, raising her large hands in wonder and accentuating the verb. American novels, answered Lord Henry.
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I have a theory that as human beings get older, chemicals are released into the brain to prepare us for the end. Sort of like how the nurse lubes your ass up before the anus-cam. It makes the whole thing a lot easier to swallow. Easier, not enjoyable.
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Thomas was an annoying wiseass who tended to make everyone he met want to kill him, and when I have that much in common with someone, I can't help but like him a little.
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You want a friend in this city? [Washington, DC.] Get a dog!
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Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick)
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Will suspected Jem was in fact cleverer than he was himself - but he lacked Will's tendency to assume the absolute worst about people and proceed from there.
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She'd met Colin on a Monday. She'd kissed him on a Friday. Twelve years later. She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic.
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Do I look like the kind of person who wastes time turning goats into pin cushions?
Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.
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