You are a sick, sick man, I told him. Thank you, Ben replied, looking modest.
funny humor sarcasm
Imitating someone is the mediocre way of getting humanity back to what we evolved from.
satire deep sarcasm
Minho snickered and leaned back in his chair. Man, you are one butt-load of sunshine, let me tell you.
sarcasm sunshine
I was starting to hate my sixteenth birthday. A poufy white dress and a cake with roses made out of pink icing and awkward dancing with boys in awkward suits was starting to sound like a great alternative. Seriously. Sign my up, I wouldn't even complain.
birthday vampire sarcasm solange dread
Independence is earned by a few words of cheap confidence
independence sarcasm
What am I doing here? The Southern Star has vanished, a Cataclyst is calling the moon out of time at the mythical Great Barrier, and you're asking what I'm doing here? Are you serious?
sarcasm beautiful-darkness
The only stirrups I like are on a saddle.
sarcasm riding
It's kind of depressing, if you think about it. I mean, me being so young, and yet so cynical and suspicious.
funny humor self sarcasm
Hi! I'm Ethan, I shop at Ikea. I bought a 00 dining suite and it took me three days to assemble!
And your neihjbour is sitting next door weeping as she watches her child facing a crowd of Palestiniankids armed with rocks which could take your boy's eye out or give him brain damage if god forbids he took off his helmet one of those dusty stones hit him in the head
sarcasm middle-east
Wenn ich den Eindruck hätte, dass in dem, was Sie da sagen, auch nur ein Körnchen Vernunft steckt, würde ich mir vielleicht die Mühe machen, mich auf eine solche Diskussion einzulassen. Aber wie die Dinge liegen, werde ich einfach an etwas anderes denken, während Sie weiter vor sich hin plappern.
arrogance sarcasm discussion
If then, Moses so distinctly announces that there is in us not only a faculty, but also a facility for keeping all commandments, why are we sweating so much?.. What need is there now of Christ or of Spirit? We have found a passage that asserts freedom of choice, but also distinctly teaches that the keeping of the commandments is easy.
sarcasm
Oh, poor, poor fellow!' said Mrs. Elliot with a remorse that was sincere, though her congratulations would not have been.
sympathy sarcasm
Mathilde returned and strolled past the drawing-room windows; she saw him busily engaged in describing to Madame de Fervaques the old ruined castles that crown the steep banks of the Rhine and give them so distinctive a character. He was beginning to acquit himself none too badly in the use of the sentimental and picturesque language which is called in certain drawing-rooms.
charm personality wit sarcasm
Ah, sarcasm. The final refuge of the desperate.
desperate sarcasm
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.' Yeah, well, whoever wrote that was a friggin' idiot.
I knew it was beautiful, but knowing something is beautiful and caring about it are two very different things, and I didn't care.
sarcasm caring-for-others
You were a well-respected agent, Michael, a rags-to-riches fairytale ending. Until you became disgraced. Now it appears your own organization wishes to be rid of you. Why is this?My gun turned back into a pumpkin.
Life's a party. So smile and eat shit and pretend it's fucking caviar.
funny humor life sarcasm
Oh, for the love of God. There is no agent more agent than you. I swear you have pin-striped ties encrypted into your DNA. When you die, the coffin is going to read Property of the FBI.
funny humor sarcasm fbi
He'd been given an assignment to write about teen beauty pageants [..], which he'd accepted because he enjoyed blood sports as much as the next person.
ambition satire teenagers sarcasm adolescence
You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.''And yet it is still extremely funny.
I get the same buzz cleaning up the yard as Leo Tolstoy did from scything hay.
excitement sarcasm classic
Billy tries to imagine the vast systems that support these athletes. They are among the best-cared for creatures in the history of the planet, beneficiaries of the best nutrition, the latest technologies, the finest medical care, they live at the very pinnacle of American innovation and abundance, which inspires an extraordinary thought - send them to fight the war! Send them just as they are this moment, well rested, suited up, psyched for brutal combat, send the entire NFL! Attack with all our bears and raiders, our ferocious redskins, our jets, eagles, falcons, chiefs, patriots, cowboys - how could a bunch of skinny hajjis in man-skits and sandals stand a chance against these all-Americans? Resistance is futile, oh Arab foes. Surrender now and save yourself a world of hurt, for our mighty football players cannot be stopped, they are so huge, so strong, so fearsomely ripped that mere bombs and bullets bounce off their bones of steel. Submit, lest our awesome NFL show you straight to the flaming gates of hell!
football sarcasm
Min aska kommer sprida värme.
death self-awareness sarcasm
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