The doctor seemed especially troubled by the fact of the robbery having been unexpected, and attempted in the night-time; as if it were the established custom of gentlemen in the housebreaking way to transact business at noon, and to make an appointment, by the twopenny post, a day or two previous.
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I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.
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Tell me that the purpose of life is to have fun, and without a care in the world I'll begin wreaking havoc on everything I pass. Now that's what I call pure, honest fun.
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Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy?
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It would be the last thing he did if he beat my dog.
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I BELIEVE EVERYONE IS SPECIAL... BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK.... IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING NO-ONE IS
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You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny.
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Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.
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I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.
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I'm sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain.
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
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Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
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I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.
Yes, we'll yell, 'Help, help us, goose girl, and bring the terrifying legion of warrior geese'.
I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way.. Yes, they do that, said Dumbledore.
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You did not just say that. I have a feeling we're on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other.
Katniss: 'What about you? Ive seen you in the market. You can lift hundred pound bags of flour'. I snap at himTell him that. Thats not nothing. Peeta: Yes and Im sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people.
How long have you been with Raphael?You ask a lot of questions for a dead woman. What can I say? I prefer to die well-informed.-Venom and Elena
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Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.
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Simon: So were you following me? Or is it just an amazing coincidence that you happened to be on the roof of a building I was walking by when I got attacked?Jace: I was following you. Simon: Is this the part where you tell me you're secretly in love with me?
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N. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
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Clever is when one is crafty enough to mistake your imagination for intelligence. Smart is when one assumes they are too educated to notice the difference.
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Sarcasm creates a chasm between yourself and others.
What was up with class today? It was watered-down porn. He practically had you and Patch on top of your lab table, horizontal, minus your clothes, doing the Big Deed.
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While the Clave disapproves of trespassers, oddly they take an even darker view of beheading and skinning people. They're peculiar that way.
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