Don't worry about it; only worry about how people like her breed.
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An invisible wall of super condensed jelly would make a great shield to stop bullets and sarcasm.?
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When Rose takes to screaming, she starts loud, continues loud, and ends loud. Rose has a very good ear and always screams on the same note. I'd tested her before I burnt the library, and our piano along with it. Rose screams on the note B flat. We don't need a piano anymore now that we have a human tuning fork.
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. Her smile, which was her pretty feature, was never so pretty as when her sprightly phrase had a scratch lurking in it.
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Most wives fuck their husbands, just to ensure financial support. Marriage is just a form of legalized prostitution, when you really thought about it.
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Since you stand in the same bridge with him why don't you two just jump off.
Don't sound so grumpy. Next thing you know you'll be whinning and giving me puppy dog eyes.
Hello? I peered into the shadows. Two green circles flashed in the dark. I yelped, jumping backward and pressing myself against the wall. And may I wish a very good morning to you, too, October. The voice was amused, underscored by a chuckle like thick cream. What happened? Did the prettiest little princess miss her carriage home?
Excuse me if I feel skeptical,' I said. 'Coach's foot fell off. How exactly do you propose to cure that? Superglue?
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Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that.
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.. Though drowned was just as dead as any other way of dying.
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October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.
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I hope you're not smoking in front of her,' Lucia says to him.'Yeah, I lie in bed and puff in her face, Lucia,' he says, irritated.
So this was the rest of his life. It felt like a party to which he'd been invited, but at an address he couldn't actually locate. Someone must be having fun at it, this life of his; only, right at the moment, it wasn't him.
I've heard that sarcasm is no substitute for cleverness
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The students adore your father,' a perfumed woman said to me. 'Aren't you lucky to live with such a charming man!''He's even more charming at home,' Mom said. 'Isn't he, Bea? He rides a unicycle through the house -''- even up and down the stairs,' I added.'He juggles eggs as he makes breakfast every morning -''- which he serves to us in bed of course,' I said.'- and pulls fragrant bouquets out of his ass,' Mom finished.'He's just a joy.
If you didn't have me to rake you over the coals now and then, there wouldn't be any fire in your life at all.
That was Hunter,' said Quinn as his father's footsteps faded away.'I figured. Since he said to call him Hunter and everything.
Vegard and Riston's job today was to guard and protect me. And considering that I was in a tower room in the Guardians' citadel, it looked like a pretty plum assignment. I mean, how much trouble could a girl get into under heavy guard in a tower room? Notice I didn't ask that question out loud. No need to rub Fate's nose in something when I'd been tempting her enough lately. Phaelan had generously his guard services as well, just in case something happened to me that my Guardian bodyguards couldn't handle. Phaelan's guard-on-duty stance resembled his pirate-on-shore-leave stane of leaning back in a chair with his feet up, but instead of a tavern table, his boots were doing a fine job of holding down the windowsill. I don't know how I'd ever felt safe without him.
I couldn't hack it in Hollywood, my writing's wasn't bad enough.
I'd tell? You nice try, but.. It wasn't.
She's my best friend, and I know she means well, but as she talks I'm mentally calculating all the ways I could silence her. I'm bigger than her.. I wonder if I could use my straw for some sort of MacGyver inspired weapon.
You can't drive them around in the getaway van.' 'How about we don't call it the getaway van? People might get suspicious.' 'So what should we call it?' 'How about the van?' 'It doesn't change what it is and that it's a shitty thing to do. Someone might see them in it.
Great,' I said. 'Visit exotic Australia. Get bitten by an exotic snake. Die exotically.
When all else fails.. Try smoking a good cigar and have a stiff drink. If that doesn't work.. Have another.
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