Kishan stretched out his hand and touched and earring lightly. His rakish pirate about-to-make-off-with-your-woman-and-what-do-you-think-you're-gonna-do-about-it look melted away to a soft smile that turned up the corner of his mouth.
funny humor sarcasm
Where do you come up with these zingers, Clint? Do you own some kind of joke factory in Indonesia where you've got eight-year-olds working ninety hours a week to deliver you that kind of top-quality witticism? There are boy bands with more original material.
jokes sarcasm
What is your collective GPA for this year?Not as high as I'd like it to be. Freud steepled his fingers in front of his mouth. What about your parents?I don't know. They haven't been in school for a while.
Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll punch me repeatedly in the kidneys and the stomach so it doesn't mark up my face. He's so thoughtful!
REMIND ME AGAIN, he said, HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE.
games sarcasm
Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions!
sarcasm question
The inextinguishable lesbian spark. You've surely heard about it? The one that was first ignited at Lesbos, because Sappho was so sad every time a young woman left the academy that she wrote her a poem. Fancy being sad because someone leaves! Perverted, that's what I call it. Don't you?
sarcasm lesbian
He's asleep in the harbor, disguised as dog shit.
sarcasm snark
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
sarcasm
Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace
funny humor city-of-ashes vain sarcasm cassandra-clare mortal-instruments jace fat
All right. The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.
He was impugning my virtue. I ought to have been offended, but for some reason the idea tickled me. That could be my next career: instrument of torture! Seducing prisoners, and then revealing my dragon scales! They would confess out of sheer horror.
Yeah, it's a kodak moment. Quick, take a picture. Sarah scoffs. I stick my tongue out at her.
funny sarcasm
I've heard that the best way to help poor people is to make sure you don't become one of them
Marcus stepped behind the bar, saying, Dan sent me over to assist you and learn how to tend the bar. Doms could be pain-in-the-ass mother hens.
care sarcasm
It was a very proper wedding. The bride was elegantly dressed---the two bridemaids were duly inferior---her father gave her away---her mother stood with salts in her hand expecting to be agitated---her aunt tried to cry--- and the service was impressively read by Dr. Grant.
wit sarcasm
I don't need you to tell me I'm not well, though I don't really know what's wrong with me; I think I'm five times healthier than you are.
You're playing hookey for her? You met her, what, five minutes ago? And now she's what? Your girlfriend? Did you give her your varsity jacket?
girlfriend sarcasm
Mmm, being irresistibly likeable is such a trial,' she drawled in an impeccable aristocratic whine. 'One is constantly in demand, but one must do one's duty, mustn't one, dear chap? Noblesse oblige and all that..
sarcasm snobbery
I admire all my three sons-in-law highly. Wickham, perhaps is my favourite; but I think I shall like your husband quite as well as Jane's.
The building is a tumbling house of cards behind me. The bus bitches are paper cutouts.
school sarcasm
I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.
sarcasm mood sarcastic
Yet, I didn't understand that she was intentionally disguising her feelings with sarcasm; that was usually the last resort of people who are timid and chaste of heart, whose souls have been coarsely and impudently invaded; and who, until the last moment, refuse to yield out of pride and are afraid to express their own feelings to you.
I wasn't entirely sure, but a polite John Pritkin might be a sign of the apocalypse.
Knock him out, Paris!''Sure. Want me to spew diamonds from my ass while i'm at it?
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