Edna restored the toffee to the centre of her tongue and sucking pleasurably, resumed her typing of Naked Love by Armand Levine. Its painstaking eroticism left her uninterested--as indeed it did most of Mr. Levine's readers, in spite of his efforts. He was a notable example of the fact that nothing can be duller than dull pornography.
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Nefarious purposes translation: For disgusting demon sex and the birth of the Devil incarnate. Nice.
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How 'bout a shot of truth in that denial cocktail.
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Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.
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This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.
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The more this guy talked, the more he sounded like a fortune cookie.
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By the way, if you get mad at your Mac laptop and wonder who designed this demonic device, notice the manufacturer's icon on top: an apple with a bite out of it.
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Relationships are so much like the United States - they only really thrive when faced with an external threat.
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Please do not think that I am accusing socialists of insincerity or that I wish to hold them up to scorn either as bad democrats or as unprincipled schemers and opportunists. I fully believe, in spite of the childish Machiavellism in which some of their prophets indulge, that fundamentally most of them always have been as sincere in their professions as any other men. Besides, I do not believe in insincerity in social strife, for people always come to think what they want to think and what they incessantly profess. As regards democracy, socialist parties are presumably no more opportunists than are any others; they simply espouse democracy if, as, and when it serves their ideals and interests and not otherwise. Lest readers should be shocked and think so immoral a view worthy only of the most callous of political practitioners,..
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I know a lie when I hear one.
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Oh no, praying is great, without it the thumbscrews and the Iron Maiden probably never would have been invented.
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Chapter Twenty-Eight: Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?
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That's a good attitude. You should hate me more, curse me more, and detest me! Then you should take the power of that hatred and use it to survive this rotten world.
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You're stubborn- anyone ever tell you that before?
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Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular.
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Because we don't really sparkle.
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Does Hallmark make a Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner card? I settled for How much do you remember?
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Wouldn't want to miss a war, would I?
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I have tried to teach you the wonders of the spiritual world..I have tried to show how we mortals can attain such wisdom.... And I've decided you're a pillock.
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We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.
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The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it.
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N.: In Italian, a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison.
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Why can't these American women stay in their own country? They are always telling us that it is the paradise for women. It is. That is the reason why, like Eve, they are so excessively anxious to get out of it.
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I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon.
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In 1803, President Jefferson oversaw the purchase of this land from the French for 5 million. It doesn't sound like much for an area three times the size of France itself but given that they'd stolen it from the Native Americans in the first place, I suppose they couldn't grumble. Once some debts had been wiped and estate agents had taken their commission, Napoleon's France ended up pocketing a little more than million. Which is about how much it cost Pepsi Cola to secure the services of Britney Spears. Times have changed.
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