Yes, heaven forbid I not be protected from tanks.
sarcasm cars bella
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
wit sarcasm oscar wilde
Give me a few minutes. You have time. He sat in the grass. Are you just going to sit there and watch me?Yes. Watching pretty peasant girls is what we poor little rich boys do best. Peasant?He shrugged. You started the name calling.
sarcasm flirting
Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can't even finish my second apple pie.
sarcasm
YES. BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL. LIKE A SUAVE THING. In fact, from here on, please forward my mail to 1 Suave Hill, Suave Boulevard, Suavieland, Planet of She's-So-Smooth-I-Can't-Believe-She's-Not-Butter.
funny humor sarcasm
Your wit is always such a delight, Mr. Zeklos. I can barely contain myself around it.
Could you attempt, at least, to make yourself presentable? I know this is a war, but the rest of us are trying to pretend it's a party.
Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.
fool sarcasm
I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.
funny humor ego sarcasm harry-dresden
Dear Karma, I really hate you right now, you made your point.
karma sarcasm
One day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble.
He just waited until I stopped talking and said, 'Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives. So what's your theory?
sarcasm detective police
Let me guess - you're Grumpy?'He let out a. ' And you would be too, if you'd just spent the last hour searching the forest for your wayward charge.' He walked even faster. 'We tell you to stay inside, we tell you not to talk to strangers. But oh no, you must be out singing to the animals as if the birds didn't do a fine enough job of it. And this after Queen Neferia has already tried to kill you thrice. [..] Which is why you are not to go shopping anymore, no matter how pretty the wares, remember?'Oh, right.' [..] when you looked at it that way, Snow White had to be pretty idiotic to keep falling for the same trick.
fairy-tale sarcasm
Yes. Yes I am. I am a completely demented misogynist.
It's Thursday afternoon, and we have sports. These are the choices for the girls: watching an invitational cricket game; studying in one of the classrooms; or watching the senior rugby league. As you can imagine, I'm torn.
Thomas: Is it [my brain] fixed?Brenda: It worked, judging from the fact that you're not trying to kill us anymore..
funny humor sci-fi mind-control sarcasm brain
Here she is, her mum said, cooing at the baby, my special girl. Oh, cheers, Valkyrie said, rolling her eyes.
special sarcasm baby
Discord says it's a good idea. That's comforting.
Never mumble some sarcastic shit to somebody who can obviously fuck you up.
His voice, the very sound of rolling eyes.
If you wish, I shall go personally to your City and knock together the heads of Perlith and Galooney.
A psycho murderer who lubed. How considerate.
Stercus Accidit.[barren happens]
latin sarcasm swearing
If only there was enough space on this tiny card to evoke my unfettered joie de vivre for what you have done. The gaiety, the mirth, the heavenly bubbling of every effusive cell that sings inside me for your kind and pithy offering.
And I know I'm sarcastic and defensive and I make a joke out of everything and am highly resistant to anything that reeks of sentimental corniness, but I'm giving you my heart anyway because being with you feels like home, and I know you won't break it.
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