I realise people exist who don't read. But it's like I knew there were people who didn't breathe or eat: I can't imagine a life like that.
Sarah Rees Brennan
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My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead.
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I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.
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Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work.
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Friends don't menace friends with giant terrifying swords, okay?
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Sometimes I feel better around you. I kind of like your face' -Nick
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Angela spared a glare for Kami, and then resumed her marathon glaring session at Jared. 'It's too weird. I'm going to call you Carl.'Jared scowled. 'I don't want you to call me Carl.''That's interesting, Carl,' said Angela, cheering up.
I don't trust men everybody likes. Being nice isn't the same as being good.
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Sometimes I want to be human for you.
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Fear's useless. Either something bad happens or it doesn't: If it doesn't, you've wasted time being afraid, and if it does, you've wasted time that you could have spent sharpening your weapons.
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Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.
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Not really a party until someone brings the surprise zombies.
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Want me to flex my magic for you, baby?
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Personally, I'd prefer a guy who wants to see my boobs.
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Wearing that? Wouldn't you fancy a shapeless cardigan instead? You rock a shapeless cardigan, honey.
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