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I've decided I don't like books that end with 'The End'. The fact that there are no more pages, suggests to me that the book has ended.

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I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.

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Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that when she shows up, you have the maximum chance of catching her, bashing her on the head, and squeezing every last drop out of that bitch.

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I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.

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Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world.

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Was it just her, or did lovers look more adoringly at each other in this city? Especially in the springtime.'Die, bastards.'She sighed. It wasn't their fault that they were bastards who should die.

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My mother, my psychiatrist and an assortment of sedatives eventually convinced me I was delusional.

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Intelligent life on other planets? I'm not even sure there is on earth!

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