May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch
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don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male
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I have no use for your body, for within its youth lies a rotten wench already deceased.
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Its done.' Penteluck announced and scooped some onto a spoon for Zayne to drink.'No chance, you first. You're already dead it won't kill you if you drink it.'Penteluck frowned. 'Zayne I'm already dead, how will you know if it will kill you in the first place?'She shrugged, 'it helps i guess.
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Tom watched with his arms folded as the life that had been within Kobe died out, and the fire continued.
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fight for what you believe in,for if you don't you will be forever fighting against yourself.
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I bow to no beast.
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Love is relentless, and so am I ;)
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