If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral
The best way to lose weight is to develop an orthodox belief in some religion that doesn't allow any fun
Occasionally, when honesty was the best policy, he was honest
Money is the best cosmetic
United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it
Politics: The highest calling to the lowest falling
The right man, in the right place, at the right time - can steal millions
The first step to wisdom is to avoid the common fallacy which considers everything profound that is obscure
There is no such thing as a harmless truth.
A liberal is a man who is right most of the time, but he's right too soon.
If you want to really know what your friends and family think of you die broke, and then see who shows up for the funeral.
It is harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man.