My father was not a failure. After all, he was the father of a president of the United States.
Harry S Truman
A statesman is a politician who has been dead ten or fifteen years
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A politician is a man who understands government. A statesman is a politician who's been dead for 15 years.
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My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference.
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Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan I know he's going to vote against me
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Whenever a fellow tells me he is bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me
Why, this fellow don't know any more about politics than a pig knows about Sunday.
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A President needs political understanding to run the government, but he may be elected without it.
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I have never met you but if I do, you'll need a new nose, a lot of beefsteak for black eyes, and a supporter below
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In my Sunday School class there was a beautiful little girl with golden curls. I was smitten at once and still am.
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I never give them hell. I just tell the truth and they think it's hell.
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If we do not abolish war on this earth, then surely one day war will abolish us from the earth
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You want a friend in this city? [Washington, DC.] Get a dog!
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The only thing new in the world is the history you do not know.
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Republicans approve of the American farmer, but they are willing to help him go broke. They stand four-square for the American home--but not for housing. They are strong for labor--but they are stronger for restricting labor's rights. They favor minimum wage--the smaller the minimum wage the better. They endorse educational opportunity for all--but they won't spend money for teachers or for schools. They think modern medical care and hospitals are fine--for people who can afford them. They consider electrical power a great blessing--but only when the private power companies get their rake-off. They think American standard of living is a fine thing--so long as it doesn't spread to all the people. And they admire of Government of the United States so much that they would like to buy it.
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