Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!
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I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty.
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It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really.
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Why had I wasted all my time pretending to be someone I wasn't? I was tired, so very, very tired of standing on my own brakes. I felt.. Right. I felt free.
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Breaking into the house in the middle of the night just wasn't his style. He did his best work in plain view, and, usually, his tongue was doing most of it. Now that was an interesting thought.
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Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy.
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When in doubt, poke the beehive with a stick to see if anything interesting flies out.I clapped my hands. 'I had no idea Pit teams had such pretty cheerleaders. Can you do it again, but with more spirit this time?
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Just stay close to us. If we get in trouble, we'll kill everything.
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He had the prettiest hair she had ever seen on a man: dark brown, almost black, and soft like sable, it fell down to his shoulders. She wondered what he'd do if she threw some mud in it. Probably kill her.
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Curran struck at my wrist. His fingers were cat-quick, but I had spent my life honing my reflexes, and he missed. Well, look at that. I studied my free wrist. Denied. Good-bye
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I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire.
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Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut.
I ripped my left arm out of his hand and slammed my elbow into his solar plexus. He exhaled in a gasp. I lunged for the dagger and sat on top of him, my knees pinning his arms, my dagger on his throat. He lay still. I give up, he said and smiled. Your move. Er. I was sitting atop the Beast Lord in my underwear, holding a knife to his throat. What the hell was my next move?
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Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.
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It took a qualified wizard to detect a summoning in progress. It required only a half-literate idiot with a twitch of power and a dim idea of how to use it to attempt one. Before you knew it, a three-headed Slavonic god was wreaking havoc in downtown Atlanta, the skies were raining winged snakes, and SWAT was screaming for more ammo.
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