You know what we call pedestrians in Morganville? Mobile bloodbanks.
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Bite me, Goth princess, Shane called from the back. Not literally or anything. Maybe you should say that to Michael. Not funny, Eve, Michael said. Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuring off about an inch. Little bit, she said.
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Welcome to Morganville. You'll never want to leave. And even if you do.. Well, you can't. Sorry about that.
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Parents had some kind of sin radar, Claire thought. They always called when you were in the middle of something you just knew they'd consider wrong. Or at least risky.
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I think I'd fall for you no matter what, Claire. You're kind of awesome.
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Michael: 'Hey, remember when I almost didn't let you into the house that first day you came?'Claire: 'Yep'Michael: 'Well, I was dead wrong. Maybe I never said that out loud before, but I mean it, Claire. All that's happened since.. We wouldn't have made it. Not me, not Shane, not Eve. Not without you.'Claire: 'It's not me. It's not! It's us, that's all. We're just better together. We.. Take care of each other.'Shane: 'Stop vamping up my girl, man. She needs coffee.'Michael: 'Don't we all. Vamping up your girl? Dude. That's low.'Shane: 'Digging for China. Come on.
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If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.
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Shane? Thank God, somebody sane. Well, sane-ish.
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Shane lookedpale. Pale and shaken and how predictable was this? Pissed.
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Shane settled his flamethrower more comfortably on his shoulders. Ladies? After you. Rude, Claire said.I was being polite!Not when you have a flamethrower.
Oh, he is cute! Shane said in a fake girly voice. Gee, maybe we can ask him out!Shut up, you weasel. Claire, hit him!
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Things that Shane doesn't want on his grave: (1.) I thought it wasn't loaded.(2.) Hand me a match so I can check the gas tank.(3.) Killed over Ice Cream
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Tell you what: you can be Glammera the vampire hunter. I'll stick with being manly and heavily armed.
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Eeek, Shane said. Nothing. Right, Amazon princess, I got the point.
He held out the hand that wasn't holding up the blankets, palm out. 'OK,' he said. 'OK, think, Collins, think - yeah, OK, this is awkward, and I'm really sorry, because I'm sure you're really - Oh, man. What the hell did I do? Was there drinking? There must have been drinking.
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