With great power comes a great need to take a nap.
Rick Riordan
He was dressed just like on TV, with lots of silver chains and bracelets, ripped jeans, and a black muscle shirt (Which was kind of stupid, since he didn't have any muscles).
funny humor stupid
Um, uh, gah.
funny humor percy-jackson
My sword reappeared in my pocket. Yeah, great timing. Now i could attack the walls all i wanted. My cell had no bar, no window, not even a door
funny percy-jackson humour
Even from far away, I could see people being chased by hellhounds, burned at the stake, forced to run naked through cactus patches or listen to opera music.
funny hell humour
The eidolons started pounding on the door. 'Who is it?' Leo called. 'Valdez!''Valdez who?
funny humour
I don't like you two going off on you won. Just remember: behave. If I hear about any funny business, I will ground you until the Styx freezes over.
funny threat humour
A ruby-encrusted orb popped its top and helicopter blades unfolded. Leo was glad Buford the table wasn't here-he would've fallen in love.
funny sleep power humour
So, great. This is Campwhat do you call it? Camp Fish-Blood?Aphros frowned. I hope that was a joke. This is Camp __________. He made a sound that was a series of sonar pings and hisses.
Getting something and having the wits to use it.. Those are two different things.
inspirational
Even strength must bow to wisdom sometimes.
life wisdom inspirational
But remember, boy, that a kind act can sometimes be as powerful as a sword.
kindness inspirational kind powerful sword
Remake the world, a little at a time, each in your own corner of the world.
inspirational world incrementalism
Fairness means everyone gets what they need. And the only way to get what you need is to make it happen yourself.
inspirational fair
But beauty is about finding the right fit, the most natural fit, To be perfect, you have to feel perfect about yourself --- avoid trying to be something you're not. For a goddess, that's especially hard. We can change so easily.-Aphrodite
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