To all my librarian friends, champions of books, true magicians in the House of Life. Without you, this writer would be lost in the Dust.
Rick Riordan
Rachel: You're a half-blood, too?Annabeth: Shhh! Just announce it to the world, how about?Rachel: Okay. Hey, everybody! These two aren't human! They're half Greek god!.. They don't seem to care.
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Knowing too much of your future is never a good thing.
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She'd also called me brave.. Unless she was talking to the catfish.
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It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.
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Percy: Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?Annabeth: Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then we'll see.
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I pulled out Riptide.
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THE MARK OF ATHENA BABY!
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You might as well ask an artist to explain his art, or ask a poet to explain his poem. It defeats the purpose. The meaning is only clear thorough the search.
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And of course I'm in the press all the time. So many books have been written about me; Into thin air, up in the air, Gone with the wind-
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Strange things conspire when one tries to cheat fate
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Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.
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The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school.
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And when demigods use cell phones, the signals agitate every monster within a hundred miles. It's like sending up a flare: Here I am! Please rearrange my face!
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Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!
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