Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
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In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.
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The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
I not only don't choose to run but I don't even want to leave a loophole in case I am drafted, so I won't choose. I will say won't run no matter how bad the country will need a comedian by that time.
This would be a great time in the world for some man to come along that knew something.
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I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.