Sometimes you need a little crisis to get your adrenaline flowing and help you realize your potential.
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The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother's milk. Darkness will make you strong.
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Love will hurt. If it doesn't hurt you are not doing it right. To truly love someone you must open yourself up to the pain that would be losing them.
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Find out what people want to do, then tell them to do it. They'll think you're a genius.
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Anyone who is willing to work and is serious about it will certainly find a job. Only you must not go to the man who tells you this, for he has no job to offer and doesn't know anyone who knows of a vacancy. This is exactly the reason why he gives you such generous advice, out of brotherly love, and to demonstrate how little he knows the world.
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I go on the presumption that everyone's full of shit until proven otherwise, and this usually serves me in good stead.
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It costs nothing to ask wise advice from a good friend.
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Never ask while you are doing it if what you are doing is fun. Don't introduce even your most reliably witty acquaintance as someone who will set the table on a roar.
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My father always told me: 'Give somebody a hand and he'll take an arm.
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Be willing to die for your beliefs, or computer printouts of your beliefs.
No. The moral of the story in so far as it has one is that cannibals can study logic, and that if you are going to leave the path, you better have your wits about you and know better than to trust the first scary old lady who talks to you in public.
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I realize that advice is worth what it costs--that is, nothing.
Do whatever you want. Break stuff, touch your penis or boobs to anything, whatever.
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Over the years I've received thousands of e-mails looking for guidance. Some have real problems; some talk about monkeys and poo--though those people may also have real problems.
Who would condescend to strike down the mere things that he does notfear? Who would debase himself to be merely brave, like any commonprizefighter? Who would stoop to be fearless--like a tree? Fight thething that you fear. You remember the old tale of the English clergymanwho gave the last rites to the brigand of Sicily, and how on hisdeath-bed the great robber said, 'I can give you no money, but I cangive you advice for a lifetime: your thumb on the blade, and strikeupwards.' So I say to you, strike upwards, if you strike at the stars.
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I'm very wary about giving advice. I think it's very dangerous to give advice to people, except if you know them very well.
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Conscience is like a pet: If you spoil it by too much attention it'll start yipping at the most inopportune times.
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I would rather be confused for 10 minutes than bored for 5 seconds.
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No real lady would let a dress that might have been worn by a stranger touch her skin.
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All the well-meaning advice in the world won't amount to a hill of beans if we're not even addressing the real problem.
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Do not ask your childrento strive for extraordinary lives. Such striving may seem admirable, but it is the way of foolishness. Help them instead to find the wonderand the marvel of an ordinary life. Show them the joy of tastingtomatoes, apples and pears. Show them how to crywhen pets and people die. Show them the infinite pleasurein the touch of a hand. And make the ordinary come alive for them. The extraordinary will take care of itself.
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I always pass on good advice, it is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.
If you have to think about it twice you probably shouldn't do it
Take care not to listen to anyone who tells you what you can and can't be in life.
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Prom night can be a special night, if you let it be. I know you think it's for losers and something that popular kids do because they are boring people with porcelain hearts who don't know what it means to be lonely. But you're wrong. Prom is a chance for everyone to try oral sex. Go for it.
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