If you don't do it excellently, don't do it at all. Because if it's not excellent, it won't be profitable or fun, and if you're not in business for fun or profit, what the hell are you doing there?
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We want consumers to say, 'That's a hell of a product' instead of, 'That's a hell of an ad.'
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Did universal charity prevail, earth would be a heaven, and hell a fable.
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Forget your personal tragedy. We are all bitched from the start and you especially have to be hurt like hell before you can write seriously. But when you get the damned hurt, use it-don't cheat with it.
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Hell has been described as a pocket edition of Chicago.
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I don't have any great love for Chicago. What the hell, a childhood around Douglas Park isn't very memorable. I remember the street fights and how you were afraid to cross the bridge 'cause the Irish kid on the other side would beat your head in. I left Chicago a long time ago.
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My childhood was a period of waiting for the moment when I could send everyone and everything connected with it to hell.
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Where does discipline end? Where does cruelty begin? Somewhere between these, thousands of children inhabit a voiceless hell.
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Christianity supplies a Hell for the people who disagree with you and a Heaven for your friends
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Satan the envious said with a sigh: Christians know more about their hell than I
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The whole point of Christianity is that everyone in the world, from Charles Manson to Mother Teresa, deserves to go to hell.
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Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
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So I'm over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the riots.. And all these Brit people are trying to sympathize with me.. 'Oh Bill, crime is horrible. Bill, if it's any consolation crime is horrible here, too.'.. Shutup. This is Hobbitown and I am Bilbo Hicks, Okay? This is a land of fairies and elves. You do not have crime like we have crime, but I appreciate you trying to be, you know, Diplomatic. You gotta see English crime. It's hilarious, you don't know if you're reading the front page or the comic section over there. I swear to God. I read an article front page of the paper one day, in England, 'Yesterday, some Hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shafsbry.'.. Wooooo. 'The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose!.. What if they become roughians? I would hate to be a dustbin in Shafsbry tonight. (to the tune of Behind Blue Eyes by The Who) No one knows what it's like.. To be a dustbin.. In Shafsbry.. With hooligans..' What the HELL are you talkin' about? Hooligans? Roughians? Speak English! It's Crypt, Blood. I mean, I'm sure it's a serious thing, Hooligans, but it just sounds stupid, doesn't it? I picture a bunch of pale guys with pennyloafers and no socks. (to a tune) 'We're the hooligans!' (Sound of knocking dustbin over) 'Come here, you fuckers, come here.' 'Nope! Got-to catch us! If you corner me I might become a scalliwag!'.. It doesn't sound scary at all, does it? They have proper crime there. I'd love to put the hooligans up against the Bloods in LA.. That would be a short gang battle. (To a tune, again) 'We're the hooligans!' (sound of dustbin knocking over)-- (boom boom boom *gunshots*). '.. Huh? Hoola-somethin', I didn't catch it all. Mothafucka danced up to me and patted me on the head. Pale mothafucka, look at that thing.' It wouldn't be a long gang battle. I'm bettin' on the Bloods.
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England is a paradise for women and hell for horses; Italy is a paradise for horses, hell for women, as the diverb goes
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The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell
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First thing I killed was no kind of thing at all. It was an enemy soldier. Which is a hell of a lot easier to say, than the first thing I ever killed was a man.
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Life's the greates torture sould feel in hell, In hell: that they must live, and cannot die.
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When the people stare at the sky and dream of blessedness, or when they quiver with fear for hell after death, their eyes get blinded so they can't see their own right of primogeniture
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My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth - that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally - but I didn't want to upset him.
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After a battle is over, people talk a lot about how decisions were methodically reached, but actually there's always a hell of a lot of groping around.
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Desire can attain the darkest human terror and give an actual ideal of hell and its horror.
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Despair is the damp of hell, as joy is the serenity of heaven
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I say my hell is the closet I'm stuck inside
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We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
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May the devil make a ladder of your backbone - While he is picking apples in the garden of Hell
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