Ace Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's like a morality car wash.
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Imagine the thrill for us going on the Ed Sullivan Show, especially when they told us it was the biggest show ever. I still remember one of the producer guys coming into our dressing room just before we went on and saying?It?s being watched by seventy mi
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My wife had her drivers test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.
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Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money.
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Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guys pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
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I knew a girl that was so fat that when guys had sex with her they had to ask for directions.
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the Fruit of the Loom guys laughing at me.
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What you guys want, I'm for.
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He's going to be around a long, long time, if his body holds up. That's always a concern with a lot of players because of how much they play. A lot of guys can't handle it. But it looks like he can.
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My wife has cut me down to once a month, I'm lucky I know two guys she cut off completely
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She was so fat that when guys have sex with her they ask for directions.
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That was my gift having the ability to put certain guys together that would create a chemistry and then letting them go letting them play what they knew, and above it.
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I was the originator of smack. Some guys rattle with smack with other guys it rolls right off their shoulders like nothing.
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The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided.
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Maurice Oh yeah, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. Then I moved up to washing lettuces. Now, I'm working the fat fryer. Pretty soon I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.
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All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, 'See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.'
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E.L. Well, there are these rules that guys have, an understanding as to what exactly constitutes cheating. Take your situation for example it's not cheating. It's never cheating when you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.
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Beth Are there any guys out there who are JUST NORMAL
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I'm like John Wayne. I only play good guys.
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History is written by the winners. The books say the Indians were bad guys and the whites just needed a little land. It's like, Excuse me, let me take your car. I'm discovering it. I'm putting my flag on your windshield.
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Damn it, Pierre, what do you want me to do We'll go sit with empty chairs to get those guys back to the table. (To Pierre Trudeau, prime minister of Canada)
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It's not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game even starts.
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Merrill Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend their whole lives. They're like thirty now. They make up secret codes and analyze Greek mythology and make secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends can join in. They do stupid crap like this to feel special. It's a scam. Nerds were doin' it twenty five years ago and new nerds are doing it again.
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Some of these guys wear beards to make them look intimidating, but they don't look so tough when they have to deliver the ball. Their abilities and their attitudes don't back up their beards.
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I never doubted my ability, but when you hear all your life you're inferior, it makes you wonder if the other guys have something you've never seen before. If they do, I'm still looking for it.
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