Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
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Mary I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up.
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I work until beer o'clock.
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You think a man is a man cause he wears team colors and guzzles beer in front of the tube Can't you see, boys, the sands of time are dribbling through the hourglass
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All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, 'See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.'
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... You said good friends are hard to come by I laughed and bought you a beer 'cause it's too corny to cry well sentiment given and sentiment lost you shook it off with a smirk and a toss and you were only joking.
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Religions change; Beer and Wine remain.
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I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler. I don't like beer.
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Managing an advertising agency isn't all beer and skittles. After fourteen years of it, I have come to the conclusion that the top man has one principle responsibility: to provide an atmosphere in which creative mavericks can do useful work.
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I know of a brewer who sells more of his beer to the people who never see his advertising than to the people who see it every week. Bad advertising can unsell a product.
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Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chambers of my brain -- Quaintest thoughts -- queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
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I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.
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Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.
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I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.
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Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
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When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.
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The government will fall that raises the price of beer.
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You can never buy beer, you just rent it.
I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
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God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
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