I don't have to write about the future. For most people, the present is enough like the future to be pretty scary.
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All adventures, especially into new territory, are scary
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So I'm over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the riots.. And all these Brit people are trying to sympathize with me.. 'Oh Bill, crime is horrible. Bill, if it's any consolation crime is horrible here, too.'.. Shutup. This is Hobbitown and I am Bilbo Hicks, Okay? This is a land of fairies and elves. You do not have crime like we have crime, but I appreciate you trying to be, you know, Diplomatic. You gotta see English crime. It's hilarious, you don't know if you're reading the front page or the comic section over there. I swear to God. I read an article front page of the paper one day, in England, 'Yesterday, some Hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shafsbry.'.. Wooooo. 'The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose!.. What if they become roughians? I would hate to be a dustbin in Shafsbry tonight. (to the tune of Behind Blue Eyes by The Who) No one knows what it's like.. To be a dustbin.. In Shafsbry.. With hooligans..' What the HELL are you talkin' about? Hooligans? Roughians? Speak English! It's Crypt, Blood. I mean, I'm sure it's a serious thing, Hooligans, but it just sounds stupid, doesn't it? I picture a bunch of pale guys with pennyloafers and no socks. (to a tune) 'We're the hooligans!' (Sound of knocking dustbin over) 'Come here, you fuckers, come here.' 'Nope! Got-to catch us! If you corner me I might become a scalliwag!'.. It doesn't sound scary at all, does it? They have proper crime there. I'd love to put the hooligans up against the Bloods in LA.. That would be a short gang battle. (To a tune, again) 'We're the hooligans!' (sound of dustbin knocking over)-- (boom boom boom *gunshots*). '.. Huh? Hoola-somethin', I didn't catch it all. Mothafucka danced up to me and patted me on the head. Pale mothafucka, look at that thing.' It wouldn't be a long gang battle. I'm bettin' on the Bloods.
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There's always the same amount of good luck and bad luck in the world. If one person doesn't get the bad luck, somebody else will have to get it in their place. There's always the same amount of good and evil, too. We can't eradicate evil, we can only evict it, force it to move across town. And when evil moves, some good always goes with it. But we can never alter the ratio of good to evil. All we can do is keep things stirred up so neither good nor evil solidifies. That's when things get scary. Life is like a stew, you have to stir it frequently, or all the scum rises to the top.
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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
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People dont want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messes cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown.
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Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that nobody ever reads. In fact, for the past five years most of the manuals shipped with software products have actually been copies of Stephen King's The Stand with new covers pasted on.
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We got a call from our neighbor saying that our roof was coming off. It was right at the peak of the winds. Then we heard a rumble. It was a huge rumble. It was like somebody was bowling on top of us. It was very scary.
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This is a different kind of scary. There's more pressure out here. I put a lot of pressure on myself to do well. I get nervous for each match because I want to succeed and each match is really important to me.
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The scary part is that a lot of guys who have died in the NFL, their doctors hadn't caught (their at-risk conditions). Some of these things, they're scary because they could happen no matter what you do.
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You know you've made it when you've been moulded in miniature plastic. But you know what children do with Barbie dolls - it's a bit scary, actually.
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That's what's so scary,.. We haven't even seen the brunt of it yet.
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One morning, I woke my wife up at 3 a.m. To witness what I saw. They were coming down the road and one of them had one of the neighborhood cats in its mouth. It's like a pack of wild dogs. They're vicious. I've seen them eye-to-eye and it's scary.
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That's sad and it's scary.
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We're so inconsistent. That's what's scary about us, I'm sure for anybody's who's playing us, but it's also scary for me because I don't know what team we're going to be tonight.
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Winter, everybody had the doldrums. But when spring comes, you see everyone having fun. It feels scary, concerning. Will I feel like this forever?
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That was very scary. [Issaquah] played us tough. They were hitting all their threes. I jus think we were out of sync, but in the fourth quarter we picked it up.
Twenty-four turnovers, especially at this time of year, is kind of scary. I really can't explain it.
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You can see this clear, ongoing deterioration. And what's scary about this is it's still accelerating
And I remember sitting in my car, listening to that night.. When Kennedy and Khrushchev were facing off and it was very scary.
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A lot of students that have a blackout for the first time learn from it and stop drinking so much. It is a scary thing to have happen.
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This team can do that. They can shoot poorly, but they play so hard. We're scary to play. If we shoot well, you can't beat us. It was a bad night.
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She's the best player we've faced so far. It's pretty scary to think she's only a sophomore. She works hard at it, too. She's playing all the time.
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People on the top floor lost everything. We were very fortunate to get something out. But it was pretty scary.
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Another thing that was scary.. Forrest got bumped by something. He yelled as soon as it happened. Seconds later, he let out another yell. We thought of the worst-case scenario that a predator got a hold of him. We turned on the lights and could see all the debris and told him it was a trash line.
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